Hey guys. I’m Tom. This is Brendan. We’re officially bloggers now, as you can see from our blog. Nobody can take that title away from us, hard as they may try. And I have a feeling they’re really gonna try hard as we were met with our first #hater within 3 hours of announcing our new online presence.

Anyways, this is our inaugural post, so let me formally introduce the two of us. We’re just a couple of kooks in our 20’s who think we’re funny. We like Instagram likes, we like tank tops, and we’re smashing your chick. Only thing is my last Instagram post only got 56 likes (yikes), I only own one tank top (Bucci OT challenge tank that I bought, didn’t win [fraud]), and your chick is comfortably snuggled up next to you on this rainy Sunday afternoon while you nurse your very minor hangover because you’re responsible – you know your limits when it comes to drinking and didn’t overdo it the other night.
And this is where we come in. We don’t know our limits. We really don’t have one actually. We spent most of last night hitting each other with a metal chair because it doesn’t actually hurt.
That’s what we plan to do with this blog. Recapping our weekends and be funny on the days that aren’t on the weekend – Monday, Thursday, Friday, Tuesday, and the fifth one. We hope you like it. If you don’t, it won’t come as a surprise at all since our piers (or is it peers? Idk the word I’m trying to say is the people we hang out with, not the wooden dock that extends out from the shoreline into the water) don’t like us as people.
Works Cited Page
Keeso, Jared, et al. “Letterkenny/Ain’t No Reason To Get Excited.” Season 1, episode 1.
